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What does
mean?Select the box that best describes you, click it, and find out.
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Scholar
- You rarely use a word with less than three syllables.
- In case of fire, you attempt to save all your books first.
- You're not always right, it's just that everyone else is wrong.
- Mensa calls you for answers.
Teacher
- Your idea of a good time is a 30x30 room and 25 grade schoolers.
- You don’t feel any pressure just because our future depends on you.
- Boogers, vomit, or raging teenage hormones can’t phase you.
Business Person
- You were addicted to Monopoly by the age of 3.
- Your first words as a baby were, “mamamarket share.”
- You believe in the invisible hand and would like to sell it an invisible glove.
- You love dollars.
Cool Dude
- You and some friends plan to group hug a tree later today.
- You’re so cool you could make a Snuggie look formal.
- You’re so cool you give professors brain freeze.
- Your skateboard has spinner wheels.
- You love to be you.

